We Connect Your Local Business to the Massapequa Community.

Local Business Owners know that their fate lies in online marketing.

As more customers look for new options online, digital marketing has become a necessity for most businesses.

But there’s a problem.

The online world is becoming increasingly saturated, and traditional marketing tactics like discount offers, and social media posts are becoming less and less effective.

You can’t expect to stand out if you’re using the same strategy as everyone else.

Business owners that do the same things as everyone else hoping for different results are considered..hopium addicts.

You could possibly be dealing with a hopium addiction yourself.

Not sure?

Let's take a look at some common symptoms of marketing hopium.

Do you:

  • Wonder where your next customer will come from?
  • Spend money on "marketing".. but are not really sure what you are getting in return?
  • Post on Social Media hoping that your dream customers will see and buy your product or service?
  • You put together random "specials" that devalue your services in hopes to attract new customers.

These are all signs of a hopium addiction.

Just hoping for the results you want to come without a reliable process.

  • Not having a process typically leads to anxiety.. which in turn causes you to make decisions for your business out of fear, rather than calculated actions.

What is the root cause of this?

Many small business owners get into business because they LOVE what they do.

BUT you may NOT be an expert on marketing and selling to new customers who do not know how awesome you are at what you do.. (yet)!

Or maybe you have marketing systems in place.. but have been looking for the missing piece of the puzzle to get to the next level.

Sound like you?

Now, the question becomes...

So how do you stand out in this saturated online world?

You put your business in the center of our community.

Our community:

  1. Brings awareness to your potential customers who do not know you exist.
  2. Bridges the trust gap with your potential customers.

Do you feel like that would help your business?

If you do... then our local business membership be able to help you.

What is it?

Put simply, we use our platform to get hyper local eyeballs directly focused your business.

How do we do it?

Glad you asked.

We have used our years in the digital marketing space to offer an "all in one" solution for local small business owners.

Let's take a look at how it works, shall we?

Our website

"TheMassapequas", ranks in the top 5 for nearly every keyword related to Massapequa.

As a result, we generate over 2,000 organic visitors per month from Google alone.

How does this help you?


We will publish a news article for you here:

Massapequa News

You can supply the main content and we take care of the rest.

Because we have extensive understanding of Search Engine Optimization (Ranking websites on Google), we will optimize this article to rank for an ideal keyword for your business.

Also, we will provide a dofollow backlink for your business within the article.

(If you don't know what that means, just ask us or your marketing company)

View our client below enjoying their #1 ranking for "Massapequa Lacrosse Training"

Guess what?



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Put Your Business On Our News Feed, Forever!

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Don't take our word for it.

Let's look at the data.

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Top 5 on Google  - For everything Massapequa

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Business Listing

We will list your business here:

Massapequa Business Directory

You will also be added on our link in bio as a "Local Favorite Business"

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Your business will be in our "Businesses" highlight. 


Use Our Email List!

We will be able to email coupons and discounts for your business to our email list to leads that are ALL LOCATED IN MASSAPEQUA.


Have you ever seen such a hyper local source of leads with over 60% open rates?

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Instagram Page

Our Instagram page has over 2,100 highly engaged, and LOCAL followers (for you, leads) .


We will post an Instagram Reel of a "Small Business Spotlight", showcasing your business to the community.

Our reels typically get thousands of views.. and will only get more over time.

Your reel will stay posted forever, allowing it to grow with our platform.


In addition, we will direct inbound leads to your business.


How To Start

SEO Optimized Website Article ($1000 Value) 

Business Directory Listing ($200 Value) 

Sponsored Instagram Reel ($200 Value)

Email List Promotions ($100 Value) 

Instagram Story Announcing Your Membership (FREE BONUS)

Access to our Referral Program (FREE BONUS)

Coupon listing  in our upcoming Digital Coupon Book (FREE BONUS)

We will help you make an irresistible offer for you business (FREE BONUS) 

Get off the marketing hopium for just:

$1500 Annually

$200 Annually

$200 One Time Payment ( < $.10 per Instagram Lead Alone 😯)

  • One Time Payment Member Spots Remaining (9)


Once you join, you will be directed to a form to upload all of your items. If they are not ready, you can email them to us later on.

Content will be uploaded in the order members join.


Not sure if this is this for you?

It might not be.

This MAY NOT BE a good fit for you if:

  • You already have too many customers to service.
  • You already ranked your website on Google far all intended keywords.
  • You do not want your website to be more powerful with our backlink.
  • You do not want to contact over 100 Massapequa leads directly via email.
  • You do not want your brand to compound on our Social Media.. forever.
  • You do not believe your business is worth investing into.

$200 One Time Payment ( < $.10 per Instagram Lead Alone 😯)

  • One Time Payment Member Spots Remaining (8/10)



Still need to hear more!?

You may have seen some of our posts referencing  "Online Main Street" in the footer.

That is because putting your business on The Massapequas is essentially like relocating to Park Blvd, Broadway, Merrick Road, and Sunrise highway at the same time.

We are a piece of digital real estate offering you a plot of land.

More people can view your business digitally, at the same time, then can ever walk inside.

This small company called "Amazon" has invested all of their money into their customer experience, without opening a single store.

Ever hear of them?

To put it in a different perspective, we are able to offer you the services of what you would pay a marketing company for, except delivered right away.

If you have gotten to this point,  what makes you think we cannot do the same for your business?

Have specific questions?

Just Email us at themassapequas@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @themassapequas and we will be happy to help you out.

Don't forget, once you sign up, we will help you make a grand slam offer for your own business.

(Oh yea.. and you can send it to our email list.)

And no.. we will not try to sell you more stuff.

This is our only offer as of now.

Just want to help.

Thank you for your support!

$200 One Time Payment ( < $.10 per Instagram Lead Alone 😯)

  • One Time Payment Member Spots Remaining (9)

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